“You see, I’ve always wanted this.  A night just between us, an eternal night in which I conduct the symphony that is you.  I don’t want it to end yet…  So please stay quiet.”
- Himemiya Chikane, Kannazuki no Miko

I’ve decided against writing impressions of the new season.  Other people are doing it better than I would.  But I’ll make an exception for A Certain Scientific Railgun, because I’m enjoying it a lot, and also because I can’t help but be very critical of it.

Kuroko's no Ingrid Bergman, but I still loved this scene to death.

Kuroko's no Ingrid Bergman, but I still loved this scene to death.

There’s a long history of gays in fiction, but we haven’t had much in the way of selection:  Generally, homosexual characters are either flamboyant, asexual fops, or they are strange and dangerous people who have become unhinged by their unspeakable desires.  And if they aren’t doomed to die, then at least they will spend the rest of their lives alone and unloved.  There’s a bit more diversity nowadays, but I don’t think we’ve ever totally moved away from this choice between neutering gays and turning them into monsters.

When we think of the latter trope in context of anime, two shows should come to mind: Kannazuki no Miko and Mai-HiME.  The crazy lesbian in one (Fujino Shizuru) is merely a subplot, while the other has its sapphist (Himemiya Chikane) front and center stage, but in other respects these characters are largely the same.  Both ladies are elegant, aloof “ojou-sama” types, who end up doing some truly desperate and awful things to be recognized by the women they love.  We’re led to believe that abnormal lusts pushed these high society girls to hysteria.

Fun fact: Psychiatrists used to treat homosexuality with electroshock therapy.

Fun fact: Psychiatrists used to treat homosexuality with electroshock therapy.

So what does any of this have to do with A Certain Scientific Railgun?  I’m thinking about Kuroko’s portrayal in the two episodes we’ve seen so far.  In a way, our tempestuous twin-tailed teleporter is the inheritor of Chikane and Shizuru’s madness.

Kuroko’s a bit of an ojou-sama herself, at least as far as her delightful speaking style goes.  But more importantly, she’s a massively “out” lesbian who expresses herself by stalking and trying to molest her roommate.  Her perverse obsession with “Mikoto-oneesama” is a running gag, but sadly, one doesn’t need to be a psychic to know that it’s never going to go anywhere. I would be speechless if we got even a shitty pretext-kiss in the final episode, like Mikoto drowning and needing CPR.

Railgun 03

Unlike her predecessors, Kuroko hides absolutely nothing, which ought to be a positive thing.  But her hyper-lust is in fact worse than Chikane and Shizuru’s furtiveness, because it neutralizes any hope we might have of seeing a healthy take on alternative sexuality.  Kuroko’s desire for women is a joke, nothing more.

In short:  The crazy lesbian is denied, the doujinshi circuit finds its new target practice, and the sinister hetero agenda triumphs again.