At last, it ends here.
Takatsuki Yayoi
The charm of Yayoi is her perfect sincerity. She is an open book, which is why she needs someone who won’t take advantage of her naiveté, and who will appreciate her emotional frankness. Schneider is just the right fit, a gentle person who appreciates the comforts of domestic life. They would go grocery shopping for a home-cooked meal at the Takatsukis, ending with a family game of karuta – and, after her siblings have gone to bed, a little quality time on the couch.
Shijou Takane
Takane is odd. If Iori is one end of the rich girl character spectrum, Takane is the other: A lady ever so slightly removed from normalcy. Mefloraine, a meticulous and thoughtful person in her way, would savvy her eccentricities while keeping the Moon Princess down to earth. On a chilly winter morning when Mef is artist-blocked, they would go to the beach to collect shells, sharing a thermos of chocolate tea and listening to the waves.
Amami Haruka
There is no formula to Haruka, no special hooks or idiosyncrasies, except an interest in music and a kind of glowing positivity. Foshizzel is an ideal match; their mutual joie de vivre would reinforce itself. They would eat at a MOS Burger, then hang out in a music shop, flipping through records and trying out the instruments. Cynical onlookers will roll their eyes and tweet things like “Dear annoyingly happy couple in the guitar section, please GTFO,” while secretly being very jealous.
Hoshii Miki
Everybody wants Miki, but few are ready for her. If you’re the kind of person who worries at all, her independence and devil-may-care laziness (and tendency to get hit on) is a sure recipe for meltdown. Digitalboy, though, might be able to roll with her motion, while being relaxed enough to let her take care of herself. They would visit a summer festival and go on a gut-busting gastronomic bender through the food stalls, ending with fireworks on the riverbank.
…
All of these ships are people I’ve gotten to know personally. I’ve met them, heard their voices, worked with them. I’m able to write about them because they’ve breached the boundary between virtually real and for-really-real. This series doesn’t even begin to cover everyone.
If you’re looking for a rhyme and reason, here it is: 2011 has been unlike any other year for me, and it’s all thanks to you. We’ve watched anime together, shared meals, made wonderful music on the blogosphere. I feel immensely lucky, and I hope I’ve done the same for some of you.
Readers, fellows, friends: You are the light in my life. Merry Christmas.




December 24, 2011 at 6:23 pm
This has been adorable and fun to read!
I ship myself with the Producer! XD
December 24, 2011 at 6:36 pm
Oh, good, I was wondering if anybody would.
Thanks for reading!
December 24, 2011 at 8:50 pm
SOMEONE had to!
December 24, 2011 at 6:27 pm
No….. No…… No…… No….. No….. No……
My life is over. I accept my defeat.
Goodbye internet.
December 24, 2011 at 6:40 pm
This was my way of saying thanks to people who I’ve written with, worked with on the podcast, and met in real life during my travels. There’s nothing to be defeated over! Takane is in your heart.
Thanks for reading.
December 24, 2011 at 6:28 pm
Can I get the hamster? =3
December 24, 2011 at 6:41 pm
Hamzou? Sure, knock yourself out.
December 24, 2011 at 6:29 pm
Takane is one of the prettiest of the idols, ohohoho~ This seems like a good time to marathon a bit of idolm@ster. :3c
Merry Christmas to you too, 2DT.
December 24, 2011 at 6:42 pm
I thought she might suit you.
I hope you enjoy the show!
Thanks a bunch, Miss Mef.
December 24, 2011 at 6:46 pm
I’ll have to get back to you on my opinion of Takane.
And thanks to you too, Mr. Teleidoscope!
December 24, 2011 at 6:43 pm
I should too ;D Once I deal with my huge backlog of another anime >w<
Merry Christmas to everyone as well^^
December 24, 2011 at 6:35 pm
^___________~ YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN WEHEHEHEHEH
December 24, 2011 at 6:44 pm
Soon!
December 24, 2011 at 6:45 pm
MY LIFE IS COMPLETE!
I LOVE THIS ENTIRE POST!
OMG.
>>They would visit a summer festival and go on a gut-busting gastronomic bender through the food stalls, ending with fireworks on the riverbank.
YES!
December 24, 2011 at 6:47 pm
PS: How it ends: she passes out right in the middle of the fireworks. I just lay next to her all night until I pass out. She wakes up, wakes me up, makes fun of me for falling asleep.
December 25, 2011 at 3:06 am
A thousand howls of rage, all for one young man’s hoot of glory.
Love it.
And that’s a great ending! Between you and me, we could write a chuunibyou romance novel.
December 25, 2011 at 9:28 am
Anytime you feel like starting a project of that nature, just let me know.
December 24, 2011 at 6:46 pm
This makes me wish I had an anime blog to be considered. So much fun from reading this. I’m grinning from ear to ear.
December 25, 2011 at 8:28 pm
Why don’t you?
New Year’s Resolution!
December 24, 2011 at 7:23 pm
Woooooo! Thank you 2DT! Excellent choice <3 I do like to stay positive! So good match up xD
I hope you have a great Christmas!
December 27, 2011 at 8:55 pm
Glad you approve.
Merry (Third Day of) Christmas!
December 24, 2011 at 10:17 pm
The last two paragraphs really show the heart behind this series of posts. 2011 must have been a good year for you
I probably would of gotten a lot more out of them if I’d actually watched Idolm@ster but oh well.
December 27, 2011 at 8:56 pm
Well, me too. I haven’t finished.
But it has been a good year, all told.
Thanks for reading!
December 24, 2011 at 11:36 pm
Excellent choices. Merry Christmas to you!
December 27, 2011 at 8:56 pm
Thank you! Merry Christmas!
December 25, 2011 at 12:27 am
I enjoyed reading these far more than I thought I would. Have a well-earned break and enjoy your Christmas!
December 27, 2011 at 8:57 pm
Well, now it’s back to thinking of bloggy-type blogging things.
Thanks for reading, Darren.
December 25, 2011 at 5:29 am
I’ll work my ass to the bone to give Yayoi the good life! This arrangement is perfect.
December 27, 2011 at 8:57 pm
Oh, I know.
December 25, 2011 at 8:39 am
Merry Christmas 2DT!!!
December 27, 2011 at 8:58 pm
And a happy new year!
Glad to know you. I’ll be reading your blog a bit, if you don’t mind!
December 28, 2011 at 7:33 am
The pleasure is all mine.As a long time fan of your blog, allow me to say “thank you” for all the hardwork and enjoyable content you’ve put out (posts and podcasts alike).
As for my own blog, you would be most welcome! (^.^).
December 25, 2011 at 1:32 pm
You mean a lot to us, too.
December 27, 2011 at 8:59 pm
You guys have been good to me. I’m thankful… And what better way to show my love than to pair you off with different Idolm@ster girls?
December 25, 2011 at 7:12 pm
2011 has been unlike any other year for me… I feel immensely lucky
This is so sweet. I’m happy for you, 2DT – and may the next year be just as enjoyable, if not more so!
December 27, 2011 at 9:00 pm
Fingers crossed.
A happy new year to you, Hana!
December 25, 2011 at 8:49 pm
Merry Christmas~ It’s been a memorable year to say the least, but I am so so glad to have the chance to know you. ^ ^
December 27, 2011 at 9:01 pm
Memorable — jeez, tell me about it!
You may be an ocean away, but you are still near and dear in my heart.
Happy new year, comrade.
December 25, 2011 at 11:16 pm
Enjoyed the tags on this series of posts very much. Great posts; I salute your keen insight and imagination into the lives of these hypothetical relationships. I have to say that this series has been the most unexpected surprise this season in terms of how strong the characterization has been.
December 27, 2011 at 9:03 pm
Oh thank god, somebody noticed the tags!
You made my day!
December 26, 2011 at 11:54 am
A merry belated Christmas to you as well! This has been a fun series of posts!
December 27, 2011 at 9:04 pm
Thanks! And we still have… 9 days of Christmas left, so no big.
December 26, 2011 at 7:45 pm
I’m actually surprised that you managed to complete it!
December 27, 2011 at 9:04 pm
Nobody’s more surprised than me.
December 26, 2011 at 7:56 pm
Merry belated Christmas, and thank you for a year of wonderful posts (and podcasts!).
December 27, 2011 at 9:07 pm
And thank you, Charles.
Merry Christmas.
December 28, 2011 at 12:24 pm
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December 28, 2011 at 6:25 pm
And I’m still shipping myself with the business end of that AK47.
Just because.
December 29, 2011 at 12:47 am
You have way too low an opinion of yourself! I’m telling you it’s not at all justified!
December 28, 2011 at 9:40 pm
It’s the end of a great year of blogging and all that good stuff. I leave this year with a bit of regret knowing that I didn’t make this list, not for the shipping reasons, but simply because I never thought to reach out to you in any particular way. I appreciate your blog immensely, and this post series even moreso. It’s only right that I would comment about it after having written thousands upon thousands of words based on your original concept.
Either way, I still wish you and yours a safe rest of the year, and I wish a fruitful 2012. Christmas has long since passed, but I still wish a belated happy holidays either way. Keep up the good work, man.
December 29, 2011 at 12:46 am
We’ll change that.
Soon. Happy holidays.
December 31, 2011 at 10:01 am
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